The Dream

So I was at this party at your place
In a summer (I don't know)
The place was packed and the guests were naked
But sex was not going on
Influencers stalking you at parties you should hide inside
And lock the door behind you creeps are lurking it's not safe outside

Then this old lady that I've never seen before
Took up a bottle of single malt whiskey
That somehow was a working filter module you know
With a built-in speaker

And as she started pouring whiskey
The filter started sweeping
And then two cats just attacked me!
You know I love all animals
And the attack was totally unprovoked
But when they started biting I bit back

I grabbed the closest by its upper jawline
Bit it's tongue clean off
But much to my dismay
The tongue was made of glass

Standing there cat in hand
And shards of glass in mouth
My life flashed before my eyes