Текст песни When You're Drunk (and I'm Stoned) - Taylor Nauta

Babe it seems like all we do is fight
Except for when you're drinking
And I'm as high as a kite
Then everything's alright

Babe it seems like all we do is fight
Except for when you're drinking
And I'm as high as a kite
Then everything's alright

When you've got a little Jack and sprite
And I got some bud burning in my pipe
We make love all night

Most of the time I can't stand you
And I wish you would just leave me alone
Leave me alone
But when you're drinking and I'm smoking
Hell might as well be heaven at home
Heaven at home
So we don't have to let it end
We can be best friends
Baby when you're drunk and I'm stoned

Seems we're always at each other throats
Except when there's a bottle in your hand
And the room is filled with smoke
That's why I toke

Seems we're always at each other throats
Except when there's a bottle in your hand
And the room is filled with smoke
That's why I toke

So let's keep whiskey in your coke
And I'll roll my own smokes till we go broke

Yeah
Most of the time I can't stand you
And I wish you would just leave me alone
Leave me alone
But when you're drinking and I'm smoking
Hell might as well be heaven at home
Heaven at home
We don't have to let it end
We can be best friends
Baby when you're drunk and I'm stoned

Yeah
Most of the time I can't stand you
And I wish you would just leave me alone
Leave me alone
But when you're drinking and I'm smoking
Hell might as well be heaven at home
Heaven at home
We don't have to let it end
We can be best friends
Baby when you're drunk and I'm stoned

So, let's buy some gin and tonic
And a big green bag of chronic
And we'll stay messed up 'til the cows come home