Текст песни No Rub - Tech N9ne

Me and Diamond Shields used to sing
This to Hatless Homies back in the day

No rub, no rub
I never shoulda did it with no rub (For real)
No rub, no rub
I really shoulda did it with a rub
Shoulda coulda woulda, but I didn't)
No rub, no rub
I never shoulda did it with no rub (For real)
No rub, no rub
I really shoulda did it with a rub
Shoulda coulda woulda, but I didn't)

Kickin' it with my best friend, Middle Los (My boy)
He said he had two baddies who wanna get a little close (Ayy)
Showed me pics, I said I want the one that jiggle most (Wobbly)
My luck turns out she was sittin' on some dick sizzle roast
Four hundred degrees between the knees
How can a beautiful stacked rack pack such a disease?
What a sucker me, love to be rubber free
When I touch the G, pus will be rushin' up the D
Three business days after you penetrate
You're no longer in a shade, it's like no rent is paid (What?)
Just without thy sermon, that's a cum praise (Nah)
'Cause you stuck outside burnin' from the sun rays (Woo)
Rod's scarred 'cause I hit a broad raw
Gotta make a doc call, take a trip to Todd Hall (Haha)
The free clinic to diminish disease in it
Now she's timid 'cause he vented, we finished

No rub, no rub
I never shoulda did it with no rub (For real)
No rub, no rub
I really shoulda did it with a rub
Shoulda coulda woulda, but I didn't)
No rub, no rub
I never shoulda did it with no rub (For real)
No rub, no rub
I really shoulda did it with a rub
Shoulda coulda woulda, but I didn't)

Rollin' with my kinfolk, Geronimo (Ho, ho)
He said he had a mixed one for me and I yelled, "Domino" (Ooh)
Then I said, "Vámonos" (Pew), to the P-Valley I'ma go (Yes)
But beyond them legs under, serious head trauma, bro (Ugh)
She kinda remind me of Raven-Symoné
But in the ghetto, she saw this fellow and got to cravin' the bone
No protectors, felt like rejected fish was made in the home (Woo)
Infected sixteen and reckless, this behavin' was wrong, huh
Had me (Pop) parfait (Ugh), the fun has ended (Yes)
Shriveled up like a Shar-Pei (What?), I'm stunned, offended (Yes)
Three days later, a dark day, but was done in minutes
Guess I had to learn the hard way (Yup), pun intended (Message)
Third time wasn't a charm at all
Gonorrhea made me wear hats so nothin' harm the dog
Permanently, no furnace hit me, warned you all
Naked head is a method dead so we can mourn the raw, homies

No rub, no rub
I never shoulda did it with no rub (For real)
No rub, no rub
I really shoulda did it with a rub
Shoulda coulda woulda, but I didn't)
No rub, no rub
I never shoulda did it with no rub (For real)
No rub, no rub
I really shoulda did it with a rub
Shoulda coulda woulda, but I didn't)

Luckily, I didn't pick up no baggage from back in the
Day that I would have to carry for the rest of my life
I'm blessed for sure
Good thing I shredded my player's jersey when I did
And ladies, this don't exclude you
Bumpin' uglies and orally, you can get it too
Wake up wonderin' why your lymph nodes and your neck swollen
You might need a dental dam

No rub, no rub
I never shoulda did it with no rub (For real)
No rub, no rub
I really shoulda did it with a rub
Shoulda coulda woulda, but I didn't)
No rub, no rub
I never shoulda did it with no rub (For real)
No rub, no rub
I really shoulda did it with a rub
Shoulda coulda woulda, but I didn't)

Okay, that's TMI, Dad
Okay, I'ma brighten it up and tell you about one of my first jobs then