Redneck Gigolo

Let's get to work!
Poor little white trash
Say you got some extra cash
Why don't you come
And blow it all on me?
I ain't nothing but a smart ass
Drinking from an empty glass
I'm as crazy as a tree
What's your hurry?

What's your hurry?
Don't you worry baby
You'll never shed a tear for me
Don't you worry baby
I'm cold as a boy can be
I ain't scared of a broken heart
I get by with the easy part
Oh, heaven knows I'm a redneck gigolo

I think you and I
Should go down by the seaside
Pick up all the dead things on the beach
Ain't nothing but a washed up world
You ain't nothing but a stupid girl
I think as a way
And laugh on a beach

What's your hurry?
What's your hurry?
Don't you worry baby
You'll never shed a tear for me
Don't you worry baby
I'm cold as a boy can be
I ain't scared of a broken heart
I get by with the easy part
Oh, heaven knows I'm a redneck gigolo

Come on!
I'm stuck in between
The man I am and the fool I be
Hey, what's new?
I'm looking for a crazy bitch
That ain't afraid of a hickory switch
Hey mother, how 'bout you?

Don't you worry baby
You'll never shed a tear for me
Don't you worry mama
I'm cold as a boy can be
I ain't scared of a broken heart
I get by with the easy part
Oh, heaven knows I'm a redneck gigolo

I'm a redneck gigolo
All right now