Текст песни Got Me a Beard - The Beards

I had a girl
An actual girlfriend, yeah.
She asked me
to trim back my face hair.
But nobody ever tells me to shave. (Tells me to shave)
So I dumped her.
I dumped her ass straight away!
'Cause I'm bearded and that's how it's going to stay.
I let it grow.
Sometimes it annoyed me.
Sometimes it itched.
And girls would avoid me.
But whenever I looked at a bearded man. (A bearded man)
it made me feel glad that I'd stuck to the plan (Stuck to the plan)
And kept my beard.
And that's when I met you.
You said 'Nice beard'
How could I forget you?
As soon as I saw you I suddenly knew. (Suddenly knew)
That you liked me for my beard and I liked yours too (I liked yours too)
And I
I got a beard
And you helped me groom it
I got a beard
I'm so glad you approve it, yeah!
I got a beard (Got me a beard)
Oh I got me a beard (Got me a beard)
Yes I got me a beard (Got me a beard)
I got me a beard (Got me a beard)
Oh, I got me a beard (I got a beard)
Got me a beard! (I got a beard)
Got me a beard! (I got a beard)
Oh, I got me a beard! (I got a beard)
Beard, beard, beard, beard, beard (I got a beard)
(Got me a beard)
(I got a beard)
(Got me a beard)