Текст песни Vulcan Bride - The Berta Boys

Swoopin' down from outer space
To find me a lady from the human race
Lookin' for a gal who's a little bit naughty
If that sounds like you then beam me up, hottie!

Go where no man's gone before
Like Lieutenant Commodore mmm La Forge
So if the Enterprise is rockin'
Don't come a-knockin'
With my Vulcan Bride to be
Goddamn

My Vulcan Bride
My Vulcan Bride
My Vulcan Bride
My Vulcan Bride
My Vulcan Bride
My Vulcan Bride
My Vulcan Bride to be

I met her down at A&W
I got us Chubby Chicken dinner for two
I knew right there our love was true
She's my Vulcan Bride to be

We talked about politics in Klingon
She told me how she thought Trudeau was wrong
That's when I started to write this song
She's my Vulcan Bride to be

My Vulcan Bride
My Vulcan Bride
My Vulcan Bride
My Vulcan Bride
My Vulcan Bride
My Vulcan Bride
My Vulcan Bride to be

On my way from Calgary
Going down to highway number three
I stopped in town for some gas
And the teller gave me
Quite a laugh

She said would you like to marry me?
I've got a farm and a fridge full of AGD
Told her I'd be moving in fast
My Vulcan Bride to be

My Vulcan Bride
My Vulcan Bride
My Vulcan Bride
My Vulcan Bride
My Vulcan Bride
My Vulcan Bride
My Vulcan Bride to be

My Vulcan Bride
My Vulcan Bride
My Vulcan Bride
My Vulcan Bride
My Vulcan Bride
My Vulcan Bride
My Vulcan Bride to be

My Vulcan Bride
My Vulcan Bride
My Vulcan Bride
My Vulcan Bride
My Vulcan Bride
My Vulcan Bride
My Vulcan Bride
and me!
Yeehaw