White Boy Blues

He got the best tweed basement that you ever saw
He's a down home low down attorney at law
He knows his licks so don't you laugh
His beat to shit Strat cost ten grand and a half

Have you heard the news?
He's got the white boy blues
Bought himself a guitar that paid its dues
Jam a little when he gets off of work tonight
Singing hey hey the blues is alright

Now the boys from the office they're really impressed
When he straps that Strat up across his chest
Stevie Ray videos parts one and two
Studied 'em both he knows what to do

Have you heard the news?
He's got the white boy blues
Bought himself a guitar that paid its dues
Jam a little when he gets off of work tonight
Singing hey hey the blues is alright
Singing hey hey the blues is alright

Member of the local blues society
Trying to work his way up to a twelve gauge fee
His wife's so proud of how he made it sing
He drank too much but that's a bluesy thing
Wipes down his strings and what's left of his chrome
Throws it in his turbo Volvo and he heads for home

Have you heard the news?
He's got the white boy blues
Bought himself a guitar that paid its dues
Jam a little when he gets off of work tonight
Singing hey hey the blues is alright

Have you heard the news?
He's got the white boy blues
Bought himself a guitar that paid its dues
Jam a little when he gets off of work tonight
Singing hey hey the blues is alright

Singing hey hey the blues is alright
Singing hey hey