Jap Junk

It was a nice day, the sun was shining down
Me and my Norton, we rode into town
There was this young kid all dressed in black
Riding a Honda and looking real slack

He tried to take us on the edge of town
The city school bus was going to mow him down
He swore to miss it, I swore to miss him
As I came off my bike, I saw him grin

I caught him on the motorway
He was doing 145
He couldn't leave me behind
No matter how he tried
I never felt so good before
As he hit the safety rail
Seeing that Jap just break in two
Was worth my time in jail

I'm getting out soon
How I long for that day (Oh, happy day!)
My Norton is waiting
And together we'll ride away