O Holy Night

Santa's yonder in the tumbleweeds
On a team of armadillos
Wearin' cowboy boots and a bow tie
His shirt is stuffed with pillows

Cactus Christmas
Yippee ki-yo ki-ay
Cactus Christmas
There's sand in Santa's sleigh
Out where the jack rabbits roam
There's no place like home
For Cactus Christmas

A-look at the happy little rattlesnakes
In holiday apparel
Wigglin' through the sagebrush
To sing an old-fashioned carol

Cactus Christmas
Yippee ki-yo ki-ay
Cactus Christmas
There's sand in Santa's sleigh
There's gonna be presents everywhere
Underneath the prickly pear
Cactus Christmas

And the stars these nights
Look like Christmas lights
Strung across the western sky
Leads into a cowboy's eye
It's a mirage, yes, I know
But the sand looks like snow

A buzzard and a lizard
Hung their stockings with glee
A tarantula asked a Gila monster
"Now where could Santa be?"

It's Cactus Christmas
Yippee ki-yo ki-ay
Cactus Christmas
Hey, Santa's on his way
Out where it's hot and sandy
Gonna be a dry and dandy
Cactus Christmas

For where the jack rabbits roam
There's no place like home
For Cactus Christmas
Yippee ki-yo ki-ay
Gonna be a-okay
Cactus Christmas
Cactus Christmas