Santa Drives A Hot Rod

You know when I was just a little boy
I was so happy that Santa made all those toys
Just himself and all those little elves, all by themselves
And all those toys wound up on Macy's shelves
And now that all this time has passed
I just wonder how did Santa's sleigh get around so fast?

Well, Santa's got a hot rod (Santa's got a hot rod)
Santa's got a hot rod (Santa's got a hot rod)
It's the only way he can rock and roll that old Christmas sleigh

Now, no offence to Rudolph, Donner, Blitzen
And you know all the rest of the reindeer cats
But you know there ain't no way that reindeer can pass no driver test
I do believe that Santa's sleigh got a big block Chevrolet
If he's gonna make it 'round the world on Christmas Day

Santa's got a hot rod (Santa's got a hot rod)
Santa's got a hot rod (Santa's got a hot rod)
It's the only way he can rock and roll that old Christmas sleigh

Ah, ha
Oh, yeah
Yeah

He's got to stop in Tokyo and don't forget Australia too
He's got a drop-off in Hawaii, gonna sail the ocean blue
Gonna stop in California for a cocktail and some gas
By the time he gets to England he's got no more time to lapse

Santa's got a hot rod (Santa's got a hot rod)
Santa's got a hot rod (Santa's got a hot rod)
It's the only way he can rock and roll that old Christmas sleigh
Okay, now listen

Okay, now man, ain't no offence to Rudolph, Donner, Blitzen
And uh, all the rest of those reindeer
You know there ain't no way that reindeer can pass no driver test
Well, now, I do believe that Santa's sleigh got to have a big block Chevrolet
If he's gonna make it 'round the world on Christmas Day

Santa's got a hot rod (Santa's got a hot rod)
Santa's got a hot rod (Santa's got a hot rod)
Santa's got a hot rod (Santa's got a hot rod)
Santa's got a hot rod (Santa's got a hot rod)

Santa's got a hot rod
Well, that's what I'm trying to say to all of you
Santa drives a hot rod
That rusty old sleigh just won't do