Little Egypt (Ying Yang)

Step right up folks and see Little Egypt do famous dances of the pyramids!
She walks, she talks, she crawls on her belly like a reptile
Just one thing dime, one thing flip a dime
Step right up folks!

I went and bought myself a ticket
And I sat down in the very first row, whoa-whoa
They pulled the curtain but then when
They turned the spotlight way down low, whoa-whoa
Little Egypt came out strutting
Wearing nothing but a button and a bow, whoa-whoa

Singing, "Yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah"

She had a ruby on her tummy
And a diamond big as Texas on her toe, whoa-whoa
She let her hair down
And he did the hoochie-koochie real slow, whoa-whoa
When she did her special number on a zebra skin
I thought she'd stop the show, whoa-whoa

Singing, "Yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah!"

She did a triple somersault and when she hit the ground
She winked at the audience and then she turned around
She had a picture of a cowboy tattooed on her spine
Saying, "Phoenix, Arizona, 1949"

Yeah, but let me tell you people
Little Egypt doesn't dance there anymore, whoa-whoa
She's too busy mopping
And a-taking care of shopping at the store, whoa-whoa
'Cause we got seven kids
And all day long they crawl around the floor, whoa-whoa

Singing, "Yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah!"
Yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah!