I'm On a Boat

[Intro: Shaggy 2 Dope & (Jonny Richter)
Shawty!
Aw shit!
Get your towels ready, it's about to go down
(Yeah!)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck
Shawty!
But stay on your motherfucking toes
(Yeah!)
We running this, let's go
(Yeah!)

I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me, cause I'm sailing on a boat
I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat
[Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope & (Jonny Richter)
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, take a look at me
Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five, not wind, whipping out my coat
You can't stop me, motherfucker, cause I'm on a boat
Take a picture, trick, I'm on a boat, bitch
We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp
I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's straight flipping copies
I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this as real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget it
I'm on a boat and it's going fast and
I got a nautical-themed Pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-o
(Get the fuck up, this boat is real!)
Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker
This boat engine makes noise, motherfucker
Hey, Marv, you can see me now
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat (Let's go!)
It's a big blue watery road (Yeah!)
Poseidon, look at me, oh
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid
[Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope & (Jonny Richter)
I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me, cause I'm sailing on a boat
I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat
(Sister star, sister star, sister star)
Shawty! Shawty! Yeah, yeah, yeah