Текст песни It's Five O'Clock Somewhere - The Hit Crew

The sun is hot, and that old clock is moving slow
And so am I
Workday passes like molasses in wintertime
But it's July
Getting paid by the hour and older by the minute
My boss just pushed me over the limit
I'd like to call him something, I think I'll just call it a day

Pour me something tall and strong
Make it a hurricane before I go insane
It's only half past 12, but I don't care
It's five o'clock somewhere

This lunch break is gonna take all afternoon
And half the night
Tomorrow morning, I know there'll be hell to pay
Hey, but that's alright
I ain't had a day off now in over a year
My Jamaican vacation's gonna start right here
If the phone is for me, you can tell 'em I just sailed away

And pour me something tall and strong
Make it a hurricane before I go insane
It's only half past 12, but I don't care
It's five o'clock somewhere

I could pay off my tab, pour myself in a cab
And be back to work before two
At a moment like this, I can't help but wonder
What would Jimmy Buffett do?

Funny you should ask, Carl

He'd say, "Pour me something tall and strong
Make it a hurricane before I go insane"
It's only half past 12, but I don't care

Pour me something tall and strong
Make it a hurricane before I go insane
It's only half past 12, but I don't care (he don't care)
And I don't care
It's five o'clock somewhere

What time zone am I now?
What country am I in?
It doesn't matter, it's five o'clock somewhere
It's always on five Margaritaville, come to think of it
I heard that
You've been there, haven't you?
Yes, sir

I've seen your boat there
I've been to Margarita ville a few times
All right, well that's good
Stumbled my way back

Okay, I just want to make sure you can keep it between the navigational beacons
Between the boys, I got it
All right, well it's five o'clock, let's go somewhere
I'm ready, crank it up
Let's get out of here
I'm gone