Текст песни Welcome To the Show - The Jokerr
Excuse
me,
Excuse
me!!
Can
I
have
your
attention
please.
Tonight
we
have
for
you,
Entertainment
of
the
most
marvelous
of
sorts.
That's
right
back
from
the
dungeon,
the
king's
jester,
Will
give
you
the
performance
of
a
life
time,
It's
true.
So
without
further
ado,
everyone
Welcome
to
the
Show
Demons
around
me
that
I
can't
see!
Plead
down
on
my
knees
but
they
won't
leave!
Demons
around
me
that
I
can't
see!
Plead
down
on
my
knees
but
they
won't
leave!
Demons
around
me
that
I
can't
see!
Plead
down
on
my
knees
but
they
won't
leave!
Demons
around
me
that
I
can't
see!
Plead
down
on
my
knees
but
they
won't
leave!
I'm
smart
as
they
come
so
just
be
careful
what
your
trynna'
pull
Being
sneaky
trynna'
out-creep
me
you
must
think
I'm
a
fool
I'm
the
grand
master,
a
rocket
scientist
from
Lancaster
Dumpin
humungous
buckets
of
flavor
on
you
bland
bastards
I
eat
rappers
and
crap
souls
The
ghost
of
the
collapsed
old
Shack
where
the
black
pumpkin
patch
grows
I
scratched
holes
in
the
coffin
that
they
latched
closed
Dug
up
through
the
ground,
broke
the
surface
and
my
ass
rose!
Now
I
stand
with
a
staff
in
my
hand
A
broken
man
looking
out
over
the
land
from
which
I
was
banned
But
I
returned
in
disguise
to
blend
amongst
the
people
Menacing,
seeking
vengeance
against
any
presumptive
evil
Demon
spawn,
sneak
in
your
room
at
the
gleam
of
dawn
Wake
you
up,
stab
you
in
the
face
'fore
you
even
yawn
And
this
is
how
I
envisioned
it
all
along
Just
give
me
the
heads
of
those
who
imprisoned
me
I'll
be
gone!
I
used
to
entertain
people
in
such
innocent
ways
Now
I
juggle
four-foot
ninja
blades
and
pin-less
grenades
Drinking
kerosene
and
breathing
flames
I
sneeze
at
people
and
casually
say
Excuse
me
while
they
scream
in
pain
You
get
indicted
for
corporate
stock
extortions
I
get
indicted
for
unlawfully
breathing
life
into
rotten
corpses
In
cemeteries
in
the
blackest
darkness
I'll
start
the
tractor
parked
behind
the
Maintenance
shack,
dig
up,
and
snatch
a
carcass
And
drag
'em
back
to
the
Lair
and
you
know
what
happens
there
Surgical
staples
and
dried,
blood-stained
mattress
tears
Replacing
fingers
with
claws,
cutting
faces
with
saws
And
implanting
flesh
eating
jaws
bigger
than
that
of
bears
That
means
my
army
of
zombies
is
on
its
way
to
you
all
To
unleash
an
assault
for
the
likes
of
which
you
can't
prepare
Contraire,
they'll
be
chasing
you
as
you
run
scared
Hop
in
your
closet
light
a
match
and
there's
one
there!
Welcome
to
the
great
asylum
Welcome
to
the
greatest
show
Welcome
to
the
coldest,
darkest
hole
Watch
the
dancing
Jokerr
cry
Watch
the
tear
drops
on
his
eyes
Dry
for
all
eternity
and
so...
Welcome
to
the
show
I'm
the
one
genuine
article
surrounded
by
a
crock
of
facades
So
at
the
final
bow
y'all
don't
even
gotta
applaud
Cause
I
could
give
a
damn
about
claps
I
get
those
by
pushing
people
into
Empty
pools
full
of
cocked
mouse
traps
All
along
I've
been
waiting
and
waiting
The
violence
and
wrath
that
my
chains
were
negating
Dreaming
of
times
and
dreaming
of
places
When
I
could
set
you
up
and
scream
in
your
faces!!!
Long
ago,
in
a
kingdom
far,
far
away,
Lived
a
Joker
who's
only
desire
was
to
entertain.
But
once
in
a
fit
of
rage,
the
king
under
whom
he
served,
Sentenced
The
Jokerr
to
death,
during
his
wrongful
imprisonment,
The
castle
fell
siege
to
an
enemy
force.
Killing
all
it's
inhabitants
and
plundering
all
it's
Treasure,
leaving
the
Jokerr
behind
alone,
in
the
dark
down
dungeon
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