Текст песни Got No Beard - The Longest Johns
I
once
met
a
man
who
said
he
was
a
fan
He
wanted
to
sing
in
my
shanty
band
But
the
bottom
of
his
face
looked
weird
(so
weird!)
There
was
skin
on
his
chin
that
I
loathed
and
feared
From
his
crown
to
ear
he
was
most
sincere
But
you
can't
sing
shanties
if
you
got
no
beard
Got
no
beard,
you've
got
no
beard
You
can't
sing
shanties
if
you've
got
no
beard
Got
no
beard,
you've
got
no
beard
You
can't
sing
shanties
if
you've
got
no
beard
I
once
met
a
girl
who
heard
sea
songs
She
came
to
the
show,
and
she
sang
along
But
the
timing
of
the
shout
was
slow
(so
slow!)
She
was
graced
with
a
face
like
the
morning
glow
But
a
hollar
was
a
blow
from
the
very
front
row
said
You
can't
sing
shanties
if
you
can't
shout
"Ho!"
Can't
shout
"Ho!"
you
can't
shout
"Ho!"
You
can't
sing
shanties
if
you
can't
shout
"Ho!"
Can't
shout
"Ho!",
you
can't
shout
"Ho!"
You
can't
sing
shanties
if
you
can't
shout
"Ho!"
And
you've
got
no
beard
I
once
met
a
man
on
a
weird
machine
Had
wheels
and
a
bell,
no
mast
to
be
seen
He
was
shouting
from
a
pad
of
notes
(no
notes!)
And
the
wheels
got
caught
on
his
overcoat
And
he
fell
from
the
pier
clawing
at
his
throat
So
you
can't
sing
shanties
if
you
don't
own
a
boat
Don't
own
a
boat,
you
don't
own
a
boat
You
can't
sing
shanties
if
you
don't
own
a
boat
Don't
own
a
boat,
you
don't
own
a
boat!
You
can't
sing
shanties
if
you
don't
own
a
boat
And
you
can't
shout
"Ho!"
And
you've
got
no
beard
I
once
met
a
bloke
on
a
tavern
floor
He'd
had
ten
beers,
but
I
had
ten
more
And
his
piggy
little
face
was
pink
(so
pink!)
He
tried
to
shout
the
words,
but
t'were
all
out
of
sync
With
a
voice
so
bad
it'll
make
you
think
that
You
can't
sing
shanties
if
you
can't
hold
your
drink
Can't
hold
your
drink,
you
can't
hold
a
drink
You
can't
sing
shanties
if
you
can't
hold
your
drink
You
can't
hold
a
drink
you
can't
hold
a
drink
You
can't
sing
shanties
if
you
can't
hold
your
drink
And
you
don't
own
a
boat
And
you
can't
shout
"Ho!"
And
you've
got
no
beard
I
once
met
a
sailor
all
big
and
broad
With
an
eye-patch,
parrot
and
a
long
curved
sword
Had
a
chest
like
a
powder
keg
(big
chest)
But
he
had
both
shoes,
and
he
smelled
like
eggs
I
expect
he
would
look
better
with
a
wooden
peg
'Cause
you
can't
sing
shanties
if
you
got
two
legs
Got
two
legs,
you've
got
two
legs
You
can't
sing
shanties
if
you've
got
two
legs
Got
two
legs,
you've
got
two
legs
You
can't
sing
shanties
if
you've
got
two
legs
And
you
can't
hold
your
drink
And
you
don't
own
a
boat
And
you
can't
shout
"Ho!"
And
you've
got
no
beard
Well,
Anna's
got
no
beard
And
Dave,
he
has
a
bike
Robbie's
father-in-law
has
boats,
but
won't
sing
on
the
mic
And
JD
can't
shout
"Ho!"
because
his
wife
takes
much
offense
And
Andy's
got
two
beautiful
hairy
legs
But
there's
no
reason
good
enough
not
to
join
us
So
sing
along
with
the
very
last
chorus
Two,
three,
four
Got
no
beard,
you've
got
no
beard
You
can't
sing
shanties
if
you've
got
no
beard
Got
no
beard,
you've
got
no
beard
You
can't
sing
shanties
if
you've
got
no
beard
Got
no
beard,
you've
got
no
beard
You
can't
sing
shanties
if
you've
got
no
beard
Got
no
beard,
you've
got
no
beard
You
can't
sing
shanties
if
you've
got
no
beard
And
you've
got
two
legs
And
you
can't
hold
your
drink
And
you
don't
own
a
boat
And
you
can't
shout
"Ho!"
And
you've
got
no
beard
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