Glad To Be Fat

Fat

Fat! Glad to be fat - fat!
Fat! Glad to be fat

You can say I'm fat - fat!
I can handle that - that!
I used to be slim - slim!
Unlike the shape I'm in
Now, somehow - how?
I didn't eat more - more
I just did less than I
Did before

I'm fat and I am happy
Not as fit as I could be
But my life is lovely
Sitting on the sofa
Watching TV

I'm glad to be fat
Glad to be fat
I'm glad to be fat
Glad to be fat
Fat fat fat - I'm glad to be
Fat fat - glad to be

You can say I'm fat - fat!
I can handle that - fat!
I had to buy large clothes - fat!
The mediums I had to throw
Away, but hey - fat!
Out with the old- fat!
In with the new - fat!
Now there's more to hold on to

I'm fat and I am happy
Not as fit as I used to be
But my life is lovely
Sitting on the sofa
Watching TV

Fat fat fat fat
Fat fat, fat fat fat fat fat fat
Fat fat fat fat
Fat fat, fat fat fat fat fat

I'm glad to be fat - fat!
I'm glad to be fat - fat!
I'm glad to be fat - fat!
Glad to be fat
I'm glad to be fat - fat!
Glad to be fat
I'm glad to fat - fat!
Glad to be fat

Okay I would like to be slimmer
But I am lazy and eat big dinners

Now I've put on weight can't get rid of it
But I am happy I can live with it now
Much bigger - got this larger figure
I am now happier, but move less quicklier

I'm glad to be fat - fat!
I'm glad to be fat - to be fat
I'm glad to be fat - fat!
I am glad to be
I'm glad to be fat
I'm glad to be fat
I'm glad to be fat

I'm glad to be fat - fat!
I'm glad to be fat - fat!
I'm glad to be fat - fat!
I am glad to be - fat!
I'm glad to be fat - fat!
I'm glad to be fat - fat!
I'm glad to be fat - fat!
I am glad to be fat

I'm glad to be fat - fat!
I'm glad to be fat - fat!
I'm glad to be fat - fat!
I am glad to be
I'm glad to be fat - fat!
I'm glad to be fat - fat!
I'm glad to be fat - fat!
I am glad to be