Kicking a Pigeon

I do far more sitting than you do
It is a virtue
I made the choice to sit right by the seaside
Sometimes I like to wander in the zoo
And as a clue
When I tell the wardens they laugh
And say my mind is wired

It was absolutely nothing like you said
The dog was dead
A bird was shitting on its head
Next I was kicking a pigeon
It was absolutely nothing like you said
The dog was dead
A bird was shitting on its head
Next I was kicking a pigeon

I do far more sitting than they do
It is a virtue
They made the choice to put me by the seaside
And now I wish I could be more like you
Join in the queue
When I tell the wardens they laugh
And say my mind is wired

But I remember the sun in December
The silk in the gutter
All of this I remember well

It was absolutely nothing like you said
The dog was dead
A bird was shitting on its head
Next I was kicking a pigeon
It was absolutely nothing like you said
The dog was dead
A bird was shitting on its head
Next I was kicking a pigeon

Take those guns and wipe them off the face of the earth

That would hardly be possible
Why not?
Because there are 8,650 species of
Birds in the world today, Mr. Carter

It is estimated that 5,750,000,000
Birds live in the United States alone
The five continents of the world
You're all urine, monsieur
Probably contain more than a hundred billion birds
It's the end of the world

But I remember the sun in December
The love in the gutter
All of this I remember well

It was absolutely nothing like you said
The dog was dead
A bird was shitting on its head
Next I was kicking a pigeon
It was absolutely nothing like you said
The dog was dead
A bird was shitting on its head
Next I was kicking a pigeon

Or a chicken
Was it a pigeon

Or a chicken

You eat like a bird
You eat like a bird
Because birds really eat a tremendous lot
Because birds really eat a tremendous lot
Really eat a tremendous lot