Текст песни Alley Cat Stomp - The Margaret Hooligans

Woke up this morning
Grabbed myself a nun
Woke up this morning
Grabbed myself some fun

Stevie Van Zandt is better than me
Plays guitar in the Jersey shore scene
He's got some scars all over his dome
Gets his head scarves from Patagonia

He's a man to me
He's the man I wanna be

Booted from school for hair that's too long
Wrote some fuzzy garage rock songs
Milky Way Mikey didn't make the band
Cursed his lonely life on the Jersey Shore sands

Mikey's talking too loud
Gonna shoot the in-crowd

Mikey loves thunder
Pissing in the rain
Mikey hates girls
Says they're all the same

Trousers so killer the girls would get scared
Tight in the groin at the ankles so flared

Stevie flared around town
Girls ran scared around town
Mike went berserk around town
Aimed his gun around town

Believed to be living
With a number of men
Flophouse logistics
Killed Barbie and Ken

Felt the big bang of rock n roll
Meets the Boss and they take a stroll
Own the crowds climb the billboard chart
Run into Mikey with murder in his heart

Put the gun away
Put the gun away
Mikey says it's okay says it's okay
He was born in the
Born in the U.S.A.