Текст песни Zoo - The Microphone Doctors

ZOO!
What if I was a tiger
Would you say liar liar
Pants on fire
Well I could be

What if I was a sloth
I was too lazy to take a bath
If I climbed a tree I'd fall right off
It's true that's what I'd do

ZOO!
I belong there and from the looks of it
You do too
ZOO!
I belong there and from the looks of it
You do too

And if I was a rhinoceros
I would be thick skinned with a pretty rad tusk
Throw your sticks and stones if you must
You can't throw shade on us

If I was an alligator
I would say cool things like later gator
I Remember when gator was a skater
Skate or die see you later

ZOO!
I belong there and from the looks of it
You do too
ZOO!
I belong there and from the looks of it
You do too
Ooh eeh ahh ooh eeh ahh ooh eeh ahh ooh eeh
Ahh ooh eeh ahh ooh eeh ahh ooh eeh ahh ahh ahh

I'd like to be a lemur
But I can't climb trees I'd break a femur
And I'm sort of a sissy screamer
But my mom says I'm a winner

I'd rather be a penguin
They have those sporty suits and I like to swim
I feel like we could be friends
Are those arms or fins?

ZOO!
I belong there and from the looks of it
You do too
ZOO!
I belong there and from the looks of it
You do too
ZOO!
I belong there and from the looks of it
You do too
ZOO!
I belong there and from the looks of it
You do too