carson sink

1 mothership.ton
2 tic tac vid
3 how many crap songs has clapton done?
4 daniel ek have you got 30 sec
5 fuck it's too hot to right songs I'm into my pool
6 i think only the aliens can change our world and make it a fairer place for humankind
7 i'm dancing in the street after getting a double figure royalty statement
8 why do all modern songs sound the same
9 need to write a catchy song for tiktok
10 my prs statement is coming soon
11 i'm recording an album with uri geller how cool is that?
12 it's only taken my band 25 years to nearly make it
13 the man that wrote rhinestone cowboy
14 dodgy deezer geezer
15 suing me suing you aha
16 ed sheeran is everywhere
17 the latin grunge revival
18 Kpop fans are using these 30 second songs to fill out their playlists to get BTS to the top of the charts
19 millionaire pop star pulls music from Spotify
20 boris johnson's capo trick
21 I owe it all to you Sir Paul McCartney
22 the revolution will be sanitised
23 another credit card festival
24 the future is AI generated algorythmic playlists but we will not comply
25 i've been in nme, rolling stone and on channel 4 but i still can't get a gig in my own city
26 hell is adele on repeat
27 napster will release any old shit
28 this album will never make it onto Apple Music
29 this album will definitely get banned by Spotify so I might as well say what I want
30 even wolfgang pauli had a hard time working out how you get paid from Spotify
31 it's a bittersweet reunion but £100 million should do it
32 i sat next to lucian grange's pa at a music do once and i don't feel guilty about maxing out his credit card on drinks for the table
33 spotify will never kill rock and roll
34 YouTube are still fleecing you
35 i'm going to write to prince charles to ask him to have a chat with Spotify
36 half way thorugh this album got to get to 100 songs somehow
37 Daniel ek is not the anti christ just stop investing in podcasts
38 in my perfect rider thanks iggy pop
39 kevin brennan is ignoring me
40 got another guinness world record but still in the second biggest band in my village
41 nadine dorries can you mnake spotify give us more pennies
42 9.99 is way to each to have access to every song in the world
43 surf's up daniel
44 the hispanic atmosphere of woodcock hill
45 channel 4
46 good ole days of stacking vinyl
47 sexton ming is the king
48 recorder lessons
49 rpm
50 tonight i'm going to party like it's pronoun ninety nine
51 another sex pest a and r man
52 spotify's castle is built on sand
53 music copywrite was created so that white man could own the blues
54 see you next tory
55 waste of time having a band facebook page
56 podcasts are the future just ask joe rogan
57 mr bono please write me a 30 second song
58 another song about tiktok
59 nothing is gonna stop u
60 thank you tom robinson
61 i don't get what the fuss is about the cardiacs
62 autotuned husky voice on the radio
63 instagram sham part 2
64 i read the news today oh boy
65 i wanna hang out with robbie williams talk ufos
66 we've had 800000 streams from an album on spotify all we got was £400
67 daniel and his theatre of cruelty
68 oh preety patel
69 daniel ek just give us some respect
70 am i the only person who thinks david bowie is over rated?
71 30 second eurovision winner
72 why do they sing neil diamond at the footy
73 bitcoins in the fountain (head)
74 i would use bandcamp but they use paypal
75 the finish line is near!
76 thank you Spotify
77 the end of another 30 second song album thank you for listening or skipping but let's hope change is here and artists and musicians get paid a fair amount
78 duran duran ufo in japan
79 if you play this song backwards it tells the aliens to f**k off
80 kim wilde ufo gardening extravaganza
81 sean rider ufo on crack
82 the x files
83 voyager's batteries are on the blink
84 mr ancient alien whippy head
85 the great pyramid of Mars
86 ufo over london
87 lovely zeta reticulli maid
88 betty and barney
89 havana ufo
90 underwater ufo
91 cult ufo mood
92 scifi on the wifi
93 nick pope back on the telly again
94 us military are shooting at UAPs
95 ancient aliens on tour
96 ARE ALL ALIENS GENDER NEUTRAL
97 why don't rich people get abducted
98 adamski
99 punk rock spaceman
100 eno made me do it
101 if adam and jo did ufos
102 antimatter that's where they're all hiding
103 conspiracy, conspiracy, they've all got a good conspiracy
104 wolgang pauli v carl jung
105 this song sounds better telepathically
106 miles the ufo double agent
107 if we all hold hands we can summon the ufos to appear (for a small price for my app)
108 childwickbury ufo (watch out Stanley)
109 luis elizondo worked for MI5?
110 in space they can hear you scream
111 kenneth arnold started it all
112 buckle up it's gonna be a fast ride
113 alan godfrey where did he go?
114 brookings report
115 phoenix lights 2
116 tinley park
117 aatip
118 ghost rockets
119 mexican drug ufo
120 hudson valley triangle
121 the mystery of the sun
122 aurora
123 pentagon
124 bonilla
125 airships
126 dark peak
127 bonsall
128 Kaikoura UFO
129 bonnybridge
130 the wash
131 basingstoke canal
132 pitlochry
133 falkirk triangle
134 alan godfrey
135 alderney sighting
136 the phoenix lights
137 1883 Mexico
138 2006 O'Hare International Airport UFO sighting
139 Ruwa
140 varginha incident
141 Japan Air Lines Cargo Flight 1628 incident
142 gulf breeze
143 Voronezh UFO incident
144 trans-en-provence
145 cash landrum
146 bob taylor
147 emilcin incident
148 broad haven ufo
149 stonehenge NJ
150 South African sightings
151 pacagoula
152 berwyn mountains
153 jmmy carter
154 Finnish Air Force
155 cussac close encounter
156 lonnie zamora
157 shag harbour
158 villas-boas abduction
159 betty & barney hill
160 kecksburg
161 flatwoods monster
162 carson sink
163 trindade island ufo
164 the belgium wave
165 Mantell UFO incident
166 Mariana UFO incident
167 tehran
168 rendelsham forest
169 levelland
170 nft (no fucking talent)
171 Tunguska
172 Travis Walton
173 1 million streams and i'm queuing up at the foodbank feed me Daniel feed me
174 i got 4 million streams on youtube in india and got £50 I can't pay my rent with £50
175 bono v putin
176 i did a gig in the metaverse it was just full of perverts
177 never been a golden age of the music industry it's always been a bit dodgy
178 pedantic apple music thinks my 30 second songs are shit
179 dodgy geezer deezer not paying it's artists despite being owned my a multi billonaire who's hiding his wealth
180 i'm too old for the music industry
181 how may people died mining nickel for your precious indie vinyl
182 we don't talk about bruno mars not being the next prince
183 i know this won't make your official playlist
184 $100k to get into the billboard charts
185 i asked ed sheeran to write a 30 second song but he never replied
186 working on the block chain gang
187 Discover My Ass discovery Mode
188 not all labels are evil ballad for tom and crispin
189 daniel ek is not the anti-christ he's just a very naughty boy
190 Nuclear Giants
191 Rome
192 Tosspots.
193 Shakespeare In Time
194 we all need to value music
195 all i want for christmas is for someone to buy my £1 million album
196 they call me a disruptor
197 you'll never kill rock and roll
198 there's a kate bush revival
199 still nobody makes money anymore
200 if jimmy webb wrote a 30 second song it would sound nothing like this
201 get back to tea and toast
202 all you need is nub
203 getting a little bit tedious