Rapper's Delight

The Hip, Hop, the Hippie, Hippie, the Hip Hip Hop and you don't stop
Rock it out Baby Bubba to the Boogie, the Bang Bang
The Boogie to the Boogie, the Beat

Now what you hear is not a test, I'm rapping to the beat
And me, the groove and my friends are gonna try to move your feet
You see I am Wonder Mike and I'd like to say Hello
To the Black, to the White, the Red
And the Brown, the Purple and Yellow
But first I gotta Bang Bang the Boogie to the Boogie
Say up jump the Boogie to the Bang Bang Boogie
Let's Rock, you don't stop
Rock the rhythm that'll make your body rock

Well so far you've heard my voice but I brought two friends along

And next on the mic is my man Hank
Come on Hank, sing that song, check it out
When I'm on the D, the ladies tip, the women fight for my delight
But I'm the Grandmaster and the three MCs
That shock the house for the young ladies
And when you come inside and to the front
You do the Freak, Hank, and do the Bump
And when the sucker MCs try to prove a point
We're Treacherous Trio and we're the serious joint
Now from sun to sun and from day to day

I sit down and write a brand new rhyme
Because they say the miracles never cease
I've created a devastating masterpiece
I'm gonna rock the mic so you can't resist
Everybody, I say it goes like this

Well I was coming home late one dark afternoon
Reporter stopped me for an interview

She said she's heard stories and she's heard fables
That I'm vicious on the mic and the turntables
This young reporter I did adore
So I rocked a vicious rhyme like I never did before
She said "Damn fly guy, I'm in love with you
The Casanova legend must have been true"
I said "By the way baby, what's your name?"
She said "I go by the name Lois Lane
And you could be my boyfriend, you sure you can

Just let me quote my boyfriend called Superman"
I said "He's a fairy, I do suppose
Flying through the air in pantyhose
He may be tall and sexy or even cute

But he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit"
I said "You need a man who's got finesse
And his whole name across his chest
He may be able to fly all through the night
But can he rock a party to the early light?
He can't satisfy you with his little worm
But I can bust you out with my super sperm"

I go do it, I go do it
I go do it, do it, do it
And I'm here and I'm there
I'm big bad Hank, I'm everywhere
Just throw your hands up in the air
And party hardy like you just don't care
Let's do it, don't stop y'all
To the top y'all, you don't stop

Go hotel, motel, what you gonna do today?
(Say what?)
Say I'm gonna get a fly girl, gonna get some swinging
Drive off in my def OJ
Everybody go hotel, motel, Holiday Inn
Say if your girl starts acting up, then you take her friend
I say Skip, Jive, what can I say?
I can't fit 'em all inside my OJ
So I just take half and bust 'em out
I give the rest to Master Gee so he can shock the house

I said a M-A-S, a T-E-R, a G with a double E

I said I go by the unforgettable name
Of the man they call the Master Gee
Well, my name is known all over the world
By all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls

I'm going down in history
As the baddest brother there ever could be
Now I'm feeling the highs and you're feeling the lows
The beat starts getting into your toes
You start popping your fingers and stomping your feet
And moving your body while you're sitting in your seat
And then damn, you start doing the Freak
I said damn, right out of your seat
And then you throw your hands high in the air

You're rocking to the rhythm, shake your derriere

You're rocking to the beat without a care
With the sure shot MCs for the affair
Now I'm not as tall as the rest of the gang
But I rap to the beat just the same
I got a little face and a pair of brown eyes
All I'm here to do ladies is hypnotize

Singing on and on and on, on and on
The beat don't stop until the break of dawn
Singing on and on and on, on and on
Like a hot butter to pop, to pop, pop
The dip, the dip, the pop, the pop, pop
You don't dare stop
Come alive y'all, give it what you got

I guess by now you can take a hunch
And find that I am the baby of the bunch
But that's okay, I still keep in stride
Cause all I'm here to do is just to wiggle your behind
Singing on, on and on and on and on
The beat don't stop until the break of dawn
Singing on and on and on, on and on

Rock, rock y'all, get on the floor
I'm gonna freak you here, I'm gonna freak you there
I'm gonna move you out of this atmosphere
Cause I'm one of a kind and I'll shock your mind
I'll put the kick, kick, kickers in your behind

I said a one, two, three, four
Come on girls, get on the floor
Come alive y'all, give me what you got
Cause I'm guaranteed to make you rock
I said a one, two, three, four
Tell me Wonder Mike, what are you waiting for?

I said a Hip, Hop, the Hippie to the Hippie
The Hip Hip a Hop and you don't stop
Rocking to the Bang Bang Boogie
Say up jump the Boogie to the rhythm of the Boogie, the Beat

A Skiddeedee-bop, we rock a Scooby Doo
Guess what, America we love you
Cause you rock and roll with so much soul
You could've rocked til you're 101 years old
I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast

But we like hot butter on breakfast toast
Rock it up, Baby Bubba
Baby Bubba to the Boogie, the Bang Bang
The Boogie to the Beat, Beat, that's so unique
Come on everybody and dance to the beat

Have you ever went over a friend's house to eat
And the food just ain't no good?

I mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mush
And the chicken tastes like wood

So you try to play it off like you think you can
By saying that you're full
And then your friend says "Mama he's just being polite
He ain't finished", uh uh, that's bull

So your heart starts pumping and you think of a lie
And you say that you already ate
And your friend says "Man there's plenty of food"
So you pile some more on your plate
But while you're sitting, food's steaming
Your mind starts to dreaming of the moment it's time to leave

And then you look at your plate
And your chicken's slowly rotting
Into something that looks like cheese
And then you say "That's it, I gotta leave this place
I don't care what these people think
I'm just sitting here making myself nauseous
With this ugly food that stinks"

So you bust out the door while it's still closed
Still sick from the food you ate
And then you run to the store for quick relief
From a bottle of KO Peptate
And then you call your friend two weeks later
To see how he has been

And he says "I understand about the food Baby Bubba
But we're still friends"

With a Hip, Hop, the Hippie to the Hippie
The Hip Hip Hop and you don't stop
Rocking to the Bang Bang Boogie
Say up jump the Boogie to the rhythm of the Boogie, the Beat