Clusterfuck

Looking at your face makes me constipated
And the two-percent milk is refrigerated
Fighting for a walrus education
And I'm living in a triangular nation

You've got the charm of Jared Fogle
And the Magic School Bus is invincible
Stop giving me cheese, mom, I'm full
I think all cats are beautiful

I'm not quite sure why I'm alive
Disco ball spinnin I dance and jive
Ronald Reagan killed Edgar Allan Poe
And I sit around staring at Elmo