Текст песни The Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man - The Rolling Stones

Well I'm waitin' at the bus stop in downtown L.A
Well I'm waitin' at the bus stop in downtown L.A
But I'd much rather be on a boardwalk on Broadway

Well I'm sittin' here thinkin' just how sharp I am
Well I'm sittin' here thinkin' just how sharp I am
I'm an under assistant west coast promo man, yeah, yeah

Well I promo groups when they come into town
Well I promo groups when they come into town
Well they laugh at my toupee, they're sure to put me down

Well I'm sittin' here thinkin' just how sharp I am
Yeah I'm sittin' here thinkin' just how sharp I am
I'm the necessary talent behind every rock and roll band

Yeah, I'm sharp, I'm really, really sharp
I sure do earn my pay, sittin' on the beach every day
Yeah, I had two flops
I break my ass every day
I'm real, real sharp, yes I am
I got a cravat and a seersucker suit, yes I have
Here come the bus, uh oh
Uh, I thought I had a, a dime, where's my dime?
I knew, I know I got a dime here somewhere
Oh, I'm so sharp
You won't believe how sharp I really am
Don't laugh at me
I'm no phony
I'm no phony no, no