Hairspray

I met a girl I knew the other day
I said, "Hello", she looked the other way

Oh, oh, oh, you must need a hair spray
Oh, oh, oh, you're so set in your ways
Oh, oh, oh, you must need a hair spray

Shopping for fun may chase the blues away
Imelda Marcos bought more shoes today

Oh, oh, oh, you must need a hair spray
Oh, oh, oh, you're so set in your ways
Oh, oh, oh, you must need a hair spray

Bored housewives rearrange the pottery
Hoping one day they'll win the lottery

Oh, oh, oh, you must need a hair spray
Oh, oh, oh, you're so set in your ways
Oh, oh, oh, you must need a hair spray

You're oh so hard
And you're oh so cool
You're so, so smart
You're just a spray-on fool

I met a man who swore that Jesus saves
I asked him for a loan 'til Judgement Day

Oh, oh, oh, you must need a hair spray
Oh, oh, oh, you're so set in your ways
Oh, oh, oh, you must need a hair spray
Oh, oh, oh, you must need a hair spray
Oh, oh, oh, you're so set in your ways
Oh, oh, oh, you must need a hair spray
I said, oh, oh, oh, you must need a hair spray
Oh, oh, oh, you're so set in your ways
Oh, oh, oh, you must need a hair spray

With your spray-on suits
Your spray-on hair
Your spray-on smile
Your spray-on stare
Your spray-on curls
Your spray-on shirt
You are spray-on dirt