One In Every Crowd

Golden teeth, shuffleboard
Pinball, he's got the score
That everybody 'round here's tryin' to beat
He's a six-pack up when he walks in
Tells the band, "Crank it up to ten"
Then he's up dancin' on his seat

Well, he's a big mouth yellin', "Hey, play some Free Bird"
He says, "Give me three steps and nobody gets hurt"
Then he takes off his shirt

There's one in every crowd
Brings the party in us out
Good time Charlie with a Harley
Whiskey bent and hell-bound
He's got the next round
But he always drinks for free
There's one in every crowd
And it's usually me
Hey y'all, hey y'all, hey y'all
There's one in every crowd

Got a big pop box of Marlboros
He'll bum a light and steal your girl
Then laugh at you for gettin' all upset
Well, everybody here knows his name
Makes everybody else look sane
When he's out as far as you can get

In his mind, he's a rock star
Crankin' out that air guitar
'Til the bartender says, "Fool, get off my bar"

There's one in every crowd
Brings the party in us out
Good time Charlie with a Harley
Whiskey bent and hell-bound
He's got the next round
But he always drinks for free
There's one in every crowd
And it's usually me
Hey y'all, hey y'all, hey y'all
There's one in every crowd

He's a hard drinkin' man's man
And women love him when they can
He's the bartender's best friend
Ain't a party 'til he walks in

There's one in every crowd

That brings the party in us out
Good time Charlie with a Harley
Whiskey bent and hell-bound
He's got the next round
But he always drinks for free
There's one in every crowd
And it's usually me
Hey y'all, hey y'all, hey y'all
There's one in every crowd

It's usually me
Hey y'all, hey y'all, hey y'all
There's one in every crowd

That's right