Priscilla

You're down in a hole that's big enough for two
Well I'd follow you down if you asked me to
And everything I've seen through cracks in the door
It changed me, that's what I think they left them open for
So I thought about my mother and father's bills
Yeah I thought of mixing vodka with NyQuil
And I thought of having faith and I thought of having patience
But kids today have no imagination

Well I used to have a charming opening line
Yeah I used to have a real good time
And I was not afraid of defending what was mine
Yeah I used to have a real good spine
But unfortunately that's gonna be my epitaph
Even though I've written several drafts
And when my family reads it they're just gonna laugh
'Cause some things you write that you just can't take back

So take your bad music and take your bad drugs
Take your last name, change it back to what it was
And train your replacement, make sure she gets enough
Information so you don't look dumb
'Cause we all come frozen, hard to open
So you have to let them thaw
And we have no instructions, just a whole lot of buttons
So you have to push them all

I've got no desire to be the best
I just wanna be your bulletproof vest
They had to take your child and the heart from your chest
I'll prevent them from taking the rest