Текст песни My First X-mas (As A Woman) - The Vandals

With Christmas upon us it's time to
Be honest, follow my dreams and to face
A life of delusion and gender
Confusion, that no longer will be the case

I never wanted army men of basketballs,
I only wanted pantyhose and Barbie dolls
And dressing up in mother's clothing
My whole life I've been feeling only feminine
It always seemed so useless trying to be a man
Now that's a ghost of Christmas past

Now it feels like the very first time,
'Cause it's going to be the very first time
That Christmas feels right to me
And I know that I'm looking good
Just like a real girl should

It's my
First Christmas
As a woman
Yeah
A doctor reconstructed all my genitals
And now I'm waiting underneath the mistletoe
For a guy who could love a girl like me

I took the hormones and I got my breasts
This season's gonna be the best TO ME!
I won't have to tuck it behind me
Since I got my brand new vagina

It's my
First Christmas
As a woman

Chop it off! Chop it off!
Chop it off! My penis, chop it off
It's no use to me
Cut it off! - Chop it off!
Chop it off!- My penis, cut it off!
So I can finally be - A Woman...!!!!

Now I'm finally happy 'cause I made my goal
To be a post operation transsexual.
Now I'm a pretty lady

And Now it feels like the very first time
'Cause it's going to be the very first time
That Christmas feels right to me
'Cause I know that I'm looking good
Just like a real girl should

It's my
First Christmas
As a woman