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Well, I met a girl with bottles of wine
Though I prefer red, they tasted alright
Very soon, the room was spinning
Tug of war, the floor was winning
That's when she said

"I can't help but laugh when I'm caught in a lie
I'm not who you thought, but you can kiss me goodnight"
Her mouth was full of dirty words
The cigarettes burned afterwards
That's when she said

Haven't I had my
Must be some experience
Haven't I had my
Sexual experience

Letters and postcards, I meant to respond
Turns out my arms just made it up
Then came one that said
"The only thing you ever gave
Were bad directions, I'd say it to your face
But I can't find you"

Haven't I had my
Must be some experience
Haven't I had my
Sexual experience

Ooh, our love was made with passion
'Til she said to put a patch in the good times
I wouldn't count on the good times

Haven't I had my
Must be some experience
Haven't I had my
Must be some experience

Haven't I had my
Must be some experience
Must be some experience
Hate to be someone
Hate to be someone
Love to be someone
Love to be someone