Old Man Emu

(No worries mate.)
Let me tell you of an interview.
With an old man emu.
But the poor old fellow ain′t got no wings.
Arn't you jealous of the west tailed eagle.
Um ba ridgular Da da.
(Well the eagle′s flies round round and round.)
(I keep my two feet firmily on the ground.)
(Now i can't fly but i'm telling you.)
(I can run the pants off a Kangeroo.)
Do do do do do
Do do do do do do.
He can′t fly but i′m telling you.
He can run the pants off a kangeroo.
Wll he was no model for the fifty cents.
Um ba ridgylar da da.
The disigner should've had more sense.
Um ba ridgular da da.
(If you take a look it will prove to you.)
(I can run the pants off a kangeroo.)
Do do do do do.
Do do do do do do.
Take a look it will proove to you.
He can run the pants off a kangeroo.
He can′t loop the loop like a cockatoo.
Um ba ridgular da da.
Swoop and toss like a alburtross.
Um ba ridgular da da.
(You silly Gollah i'm better by far.)
(Than a white cockatoo or a budguriega.)
(They squeak and sqauk and try to talk.)
(Why me and them′s like cheese and chalk.)
Do do do do do
Do do do do do do.
Well he can't fly but i′m telling you.
He can run the pants off a kangeroo.
Last time i saw old man emu.
Um ba ridgular da da.
He was chasing a female emu.
Um ba ridgular da da.
As he shot past i heard him say.
(She can't fly but i'm telling you.
(She can run the pants off a kangeroo.
Do do do do do.
Do do do do do do.
She can′t fly but i′m telling you.
She can run the pants off a kangeroo.
Well there is a moral to this ditty
Um ba ridgular da da.
Brush can sing but he ain't pretty.
Um ba ridgular da da.
Duck can swim but he can′t sing
Nor can eagle on the wing.
And you can't fly but i′m telling you
You can run the pants off a kangeroo.
Well the kookaburra laughed and he said it's true.
(Kookaburra sounds made by Captain and Steve Irwin.)