LOL Cypher

Oh Snap the Yordles are back
It's Sonny Psydup here to lead the attack
FALL BACK your plays are whack
I'm half black and I'll be your carry this rap track

Meet me down in bot lane if you're willing
First Blood? more like a mercy killing
My hands are clean I let Miles do the blood spilling
Sit back, spam laugh, sounding like a super villan

Train your brain to drain the pain
And try maintain in my domain
I'll be humane and give you free reign
But only 'cause I'm gettin' sick of the same lane.

Shut down, my keys
My town, my steez
One word: Lunchables.
I go ham on the ritz with a little bit of cheese

(Break)

Okay.
UberGuitarDude and Sonny Psydup,
We are The Yordles and you know what's up,
Been waitin' on writin' this Cypher been fightin',
And now it's 'bout time that we bring down the Sparks

Maybe you've seen me on Summoner's Rift,
Meltin' your faces with my tasty riffs,
Slingin' 'em out like my Ezreal ults,
/Ff noobs it's your own damn fault

Bot is my lane, AD is my main,
Rackin' up kills is my claim to fame,
Ezreal, Draven, and Graves are my boys,
'Til Riot realizes I need a new toy

They'll make a new champ and then base it on me,
UberGuitarDude is what we all need,
QWER is no longer the key,
Just start up a game with me baby, GG!