Текст песни Cow & Chicken - TheO

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I gladly take a bow
Before those who gave life
I gladly take a bow
Thank you for the Chicken
And the stupid Cow

The little slim Chicken
And the big Stupid cow
Were both standing outside in the yard
Looking up onto the roof
Wondering how?
"Another chicken on the roof?"
"What a retard!"

Burning under the sun is hot
Other than the hot sunwaves
Boneless did get not
Help
Help he shouted
Other animals gathering getting crowded

Boneless chicken on the roof?
Is he still alive?
Is he bitten?
Call on Mom and Dad!
Said the sweet natured Cow
To the cynical brother Chicken
"You go call them!"
"Go!"
"Do it now!"

I gladly take a bow
Before those who gave life
I gladly take a bow
Thank you for the Chicken
And the stupid Cow

I gladly take a bow
Before those who gave life
I gladly take a bow
Thank you for the Chicken
And the stupid Cow

Boneless Chicken on the roof?
Flem and Earl are here too
Call on Mom and Dad!
We need much help!
No one bats an eye!
People!
Help!
Animals?!
Siblings?!

Everyone is lighting something up
Staring at us
"Already smells kinda like KFC!"
Said Crabs the Warthog
As usual happy go lucky
Unending hope never angry

"If boneless cannot come down"
Said the imbecile Piles the Beaver
"Why did he climb up that thing?"
Getting on the nerves of Manure
Asking others
To pull his string

I gladly take a bow
Before those who gave life
I gladly take a bow
Thank you for the Chicken
And the stupid Cow

"That chicken is done for
Roasted
Fucked!"
Said Manure the pessimist Bear
"Smells like manure and nature"
Knows himself to have anger issues
But does his anger
Also have a cure?

As soon as he heard this
Set up a lure
His ears tingling
No longer can he endure
"Hello it's me the Red Guy!"
"I got the cure for your anger and
I'm going to be rich for sure!"

"Girls gals!
Ladies and men!"
"I love evilness
Meet my dog Cerberus with three heads"
"Why is no one helping us Boneless?"
"I got the cure for stress"
Said the nudist devil
"God bless"

He grabbed one cig
And threw it onto the roof
And that was proof
He could throw very well
He came with cigarettes because in reality
The devil wanted
Chicken to go to hell
But Cows kind off a big guy

I offer him a cigarette
"Nooo Chicken!" said the Cow
Don't ever take that!
I am a big chicken
Cows acting stupid
Go ahead Chicken
Take a draft
(Inhale)
Why did u do that?!
Think I am a little chicken?
Chicken is acting stupid!
Whatcha u an idiot?!
Than
Send
Super
Cow
Super Cow?!
Arriscotte!
Okay okay
I quit
You win
I quit smokin'
But wait
What happened to Boneless?
Devil gave him also a cigarette for the stress
Smoke less

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