Robbero Bobbero

Took a trip down to sunny land
Wished him well from his family and friends
Packed his bags and went on the road abroad

He's the Robber Robamero
Ain't got no money left
He's the Robber Robamero
He got robbed by the ice cream man

First night on the road he could scream
Got hammered, kicked some chicks
Used the drinks to a coke from a lady's tits

After Eureka, his friends passed out
Got all alone, although it's no surprise
Sexed some sluts with the hobos on the street down below

He's the Robber Robamero
Ain't got no money left
He's the Robber Robamero
He got robbed by the ice cream man

Took a cab but no, no place to go
Used his card, had no cash left, no
Bang on the door 'cause he don't need it no more
His card got drained, he's thinking he was done for
Oh yeah

He's the Robber Robamero
Ain't got no money left
He's the Robber Robamero
He got robbed by the ice cream man
He's the Robber Robamero
Ain't got no money left
He's the Robber Robamero
He got robbed by the ice cream man