Dark Side

I can have a dark side if you want me to
I can have a dark side
I can develop my brooding potential
If pain's what you want in a man
Pain I can do
I can have a dark side too
I can have a dark side
Yipee!

I called my girlfriend up on the phone
I said, "Hey, g-girlfriend, what's g-going wrong?"
She said, "I'm breaking it off with you
I feel as if the m-m-magic has gone"
I said, "Hey baby, what you talking about?
I thought that everything was just fine"
She said, "That's exactly the point
I just get so annoyed how you're so happy all the time
I need somebody deeper than you (need somebody deeper than you)
Someone with a little third-dimension"

I said, "Well, I can have a dark side if you want me to
I can have a dark side
I can reveal my tortured internals
If pain's what you want in a man
Pain I can do
I can have a dark side too
I can have a dark side
I can have a dark side
I can have a dark side

I wrote a letter to Mr. Sony
Said, "Hey, S-Sony, what's g-going down, down, down?
I've got a record and I reckon it's wicked
And I t-think you should s-spread it around"
He said, "Hey Tim, I quite like your work"
He said, "It's clever and quirky but I promise you this
You could be clever as Voltaire
But it won't get you nowhere if you wanna sell discs
Clever never made no one rich (clever never made no one rich)
It doesn't appeal to the teenage market, the teenage market!"

I, I can have a dark side
If you want me to
If you want me to (I can have a dark side too)
I, I can have a dark side
If you want me to (yeah motherfucker)
If you want me to (I can have a dark side)
Hey I, I can have a dark side
If you want me to (if you want, if you want)
If you want me to (if you want, if you want, if you want 'em to)

I, I can have a dark side
If you want me to