Текст песни The Terror Of Sis Boom Ba - Tom Smith w/Karen Underwood
WAFFLE
If
I
had
not
already
been
beaten
up
by
robots
Or
teleported
offworld,
I'd
think
I
whacked
my
skull.
Lemme
check:
Some
ninja
pirates
with
dinosaurs
for
mascots
Have
a
gorgeous
kidnapped
princess.
Well,
this
party
won't
be
dull.
PIRATES
Sis
Boom
Ba!
Sis
Boom
Ba!
Sis
Boom
Ba!
Sis
Boom
Ba!
ALISHAYA
What
are
you
all
chanting?
Some
ritual
or
charm?
PIRATE
CAPTAIN
No,
Princess,
we're
just
calling
on
our
favorite
little
pet.
She's
as
gentle
as
a
kitten
--
that's
been
armed
with
plasma
rifles
--
And
today,
I'm
sad
to
say,
she
hasn't
had
her
breakfast
yet.
ALISHAYA
...
Oh.
PIRATE
CAPTAIN
Ah,
yer
a
quick
one.
For
a
few
more
minutes,
anyway.
PIRATES
Sis
Boom
Ba!
Sis
Boom
Ba!
PIRATE
CAPTAIN
She's
a
standard
issue
monster
from
a
prehistoric
time,
Just
ignore
the
thirty
tentacles
and
foul
acidic
slime.
She's
as
harmless
as
a
butterfly,
but
starving
her's
a
crime...
PIRATES
We're
feeding
you
to
Sis
Boom
Ba!
PIRATE
CAPTAIN
She's
a
fifty-foot-long
bundle
of
dismemberment
and
fun,
And
her
favorite
snack
is
Princess,
served
upon
a
toasted
bun,
And
princesses
in
the
neighborhood
--
well,
you're
the
only
one...
PIRATE
CAPTAIN,
PIRATES
We're
feeding
you
to
Sis
Boom
Ba!
PIRATE
CAPTAIN
I
can't
tell
you
where
she
came
from,
we're
not
sure
where
all
she's
been,
And
we
cannot
tell
what
kinda
beast
she
be.
All
we
know
is,
now
and
then,
the
poor
girl's
lookin'
awful
thin,
So
we
has
ta
go
and
get
some
royalty!
She's
a
evolutionary
aberration
to
the
core,
She'd
be
sweet
as
any
lamb
except
her
taste
for
blood
and
gore
And
we're
telling
you
about
it
so
you
know
just
what's
in
store...
PIRATE
CAPTAIN,
PIRATES
We're
feeding
you
to
Sis
Boom
Ba!
PIRATES
Hey!
Who's
that
swab
upon
the
altar!
What's
that
gadget
that
he's
got?
WAFFLE
Princess,
pull
yourself
together
--
There!
I
think
I've
got
that
knot!
Now
let's
--
ALISHAYA
Sir!
Look
out
behind
you!
WAFFLE
Only
time
for
one
good
shot
--
PIRATE
CAPTAIN
Well,
blow
me
down!
She
likes
it!
WAFFLE,
ALISHAYA
Let's
get
away
from
Sis
Boom
Ba!
1 What If?
2 Mad Scientists United
3 The Sinister Cavortings Of Sir Wilfred P. Huffelbaggins III
4 Warning: Wimbledon!
5 The Sinister Sixty Strike
6 Enter the Waffle
7 You Never Call Me By My Real Name
8 Boulevard of Broken Genes
9 Tears of the Kill-O-Tron
10 Pirate Ninjas from Dino Island
11 The Terror Of Sis Boom Ba
12 The Romance of George and Al
13 A Million Light Years From Love
14 Divided Royalties
15 Behold The Crossing Guard
16 When Strikes the Clock
17 Rules Of Enragement
18 Hey! Didn't You Die?
19 The Rise and Fall of Sir Wilfred P. Huffelbaggins III
20 With Great Power Comes Great Power Bills
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