Текст песни Intro to Eggs and Sausage - Tom Waits

I was always eh,
Kinda want to like consider myself kind of a pioneer of the palette
A restaurateur if you will
I've wined, dined, sipped and supped in some of the most demonstrably
Beamer, epitomable bistros in the Los Angles metropolitan region
Yeah, I've had strange looking patty melts at Norm's
I've had dangerous veal cutlets at the Copper Penny
Well what you get is a breaded Salisbury steak in a shake-n-bake
And topped with a provocative sauce of Velveeta and uh, half-n-half
Smothered with Campbell's tomato soup
See, I have kinda of a uh... well I order my veal cutlet
Christ, it left the plate and it walked down to the end of the counter
Waitress,? she's wearing those rhinestone glasses
With the little pearl thing clipped on the sweater
My veal cutlet come down,
Tried to beat the shit out of my cup of coffee
Coffee just wasn't strong enough to defend itself