Meet Virginia

She doesn't own a dress
Her hair is always a mess
You catch her stealin', she won't confess
She's beautiful

Smokes a pack a day
And, wait, that's me, but anyway
She doesn't care a thing about that, hey
She thinks I'm beautiful

Well, meet Virginia

She never compromises
Loves babies and surprises
Wears high heels when she exercises
Ain't that beautiful?

Meet Virginia

Well, she wants to be the queen
And she thinks about her scene
Pulls her hair back as she screams
"I don't really wanna be the queen"

Her daddy wrestles alligators
Mama works on carburetors
Her brother is a fine mediator
For the president

Well, here she is again on the phone
Just like me, hates to be alone
We just like to sit at home
And rip on the president

Meet Virginia, alright

Well, she wants to live her life
And she thinks about her life
Pulls her hair back, as she screams
"I don't really wanna live this life"

No more, no more
No more, no more

She only drinks coffee at midnight
When the moment is not right
And the timing is quite
Unusual

You see, her confidence is tragic
But her intuition, magic
And the shape of her body?
Unusual

Well, meet Virginia, I can't wait to
Meet Virginia, yeah, yeah, hey, hey, hey

Well, she wants to be the queen
And she thinks about her scene (she thinks)
Well, she wants to live her life (she wants)
And she thinks about her life (she thinks)
Pulls her hair back as she screams (as she screams)

I don't really wanna be the queen, I
I don't really wanna be the queen, I
I don't really wanna be the queen, I
I don't really wanna live like this