Flamongous

Out on the barren alkaline shores
A very Flamongous flamingo is born
Into a stringent violent hierarchy
He grew up fleeing, but he turned to face the fight

Now he flees no more
He'll rather come a'knocking on your door
He lost a leg that day
So he swore a damn oath to make everyone pay
Now he flees no more
He'll rather come a'knocking on your door
He lost a leg that day
So he swore a damn oath to make everyone pay

He needed a leg substitute with a twist
He made it a bad ass gun with a fist
His walk turned out quite limpy you might say
But don't let him hear you or you will surely pay

Now he flees no more
He'll rather come a'knocking on your door
He lost a leg that day
So he swore a damn oath to make everyone pay
Now he flees no more
He'll rather come a'knocking on your door
He lost a leg that day
So he swore a damn oath to make everyone pay

Slowly he took over all the barren shorelines
But was not content to merely rule his kind
Making peaceful claims he built a secret army
He would have us all be servants, slaves or dead

Kill, destroy, annihilate
All who will oppose his fate
Kill, destroy, annihilate
All who will oppose his fate

Now he flees no more
He'll rather come a'knocking on your door
He lost a leg that day
So he swore a damn oath to make everyone pay
Now he flees no more
He'll rather come a'knocking on your door
He lost a leg that day
So he swore a damn oath to make everyone pay
Now he flees no more
He'll rather come a'knocking on your door
He lost a leg that day
So he swore a damn oath to make everyone pay
Now he flees no more
He'll rather come a'knocking on your door
He lost a leg that day
So he swore a damn oath to make everyone pay