Fake I.D.

Hey, I've been driving all over the town
On my cell phone, wearing it out
And I finally tracked you down
Hey, everybody says you're the man
The final piece to my master plan
You've got my world in the palm of your hand

Well, I know that you've got it
Come on and just sell it
Got the cash up in my pocket
You know I gotta get it

Hey mister, won't you sell me a fake ID?
There's a band in the bar that I'm dying to see
I've got my money and you've got what I need
Hey mister, won't you sell me a fake ID?

Hey, don't even think about telling me no
It's only twenty minutes 'til the show
Hey mister, turn it over, let's go
No, I ain't gonna need a receipt
Just make sure that it looks like me
So the bouncer don't call the police

And don't tell my daddy
Stole the keys to his Caddy
Don't dilly-dally
I gotta get the hell out of this alley

Hey mister, won't you sell me a fake ID?
There's a band in the bar that I'm dying to see
I've got my money and you've got what I need
Hey mister, won't you sell me a fake ID?

Here's my money, now get out of my way
Gonna push my luck right up to the stage

Hey mister, won't you sell me a fake ID?
There's a band in the bar that I'm dying to see
I've got my money and you've got what I need

Hey mister, hey mister (Uh)
Hey mister, won't you sell me a fake ID?

There's a band in the bar that I'm dying to see
I've got my money and you've got what I need
Hey mister, won't you sell me a fake ID?
Hey mister, won't you sell me a fake ID?
There's a band in the bar that I'm dying to see
I've got my money and you've got what I need
Hey mister, won't you sell me a fake ID?

Hey mister, hey mister