Текст песни All Expenses Paid Vacation to a Nude Resort - TurtleFrogMan
I said, "pack your bags my dearest wife, we're leaving on vacation!"
She said, "what? I can't believe this! How surprising! Where're we going?"
But I relished her excitement and intense anticipation
And I said, "don't you worry just get packed. There's no need yet you knowing!"
She said, "I need to know which clothes to pack, are we heading north or south?
I said, "pack a skimpy swimsuit or a thong!"
I didn't want to tip her off so I had to watch my mouth
I thought "man, you've done it this time! There's no way this could go wrong!"
Of course our destination at the airport was revealed
She said, "Oh my gosh Jamaica! Its so tropical and hot there!"
But there was yet another secret that I had kept concealed
And she wouldn't be the wiser till it was too late and we got there!
I envisioned we'd walk hand in hand
Up and down the golden sand
Both naked we would frolic and cavort
See, I surprised my wife
With an all expenses paid vacation
To a Nude Resort
Something I should mention is my wife is quite self-contious
She's embarrassed by her body cause she thinks she's really fat
But I figured once she saw the other women and their paunches
She'd realize how good she looks and be confident of that
We arrived at the resort and got all checked into our room
She said, "let's have happy hour get some drinks and have some food!"
I didn't realize that I was moments from impending doom
I couldn't wait to see her face when she saw everyone was nude!
I envisioned we'd walk hand in hand
Up and down the golden sand
Both naked we would frolic and cavort
See, I surprised my wife
With an all expenses paid vacation
To a Nude Resort
So we left the room and went down to a small poolside cafe
I was bursting at the seams to let her in on my surprise
She looked out toward the pool and then she quickly looked away
She said, "oh my god, those people are naked! I can't believe my eyes!"
I said, "isn't this great! I just knew you would love it! Let's take off our clothes and go mingle!"
She said, "If you think I'm taking my clothes off in front of these strangers you're out of your tree"
I said, "honey I booked this vacation for us! I'll look weird at a nude resort single!"
She said, "I'm gonna stay in the room and read books, this vacation's for you not for me
I envisioned we'd walk hand in hand
Up and down the golden sand
Both naked we would frolic and cavort
See, I surprised my wife
With an all expenses paid vacation
To a Nude Resort
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