Текст песни Internet Porn - TurtleFrogMan

I'm willing to bet that my grandparents didn't have sex many times with each other
There was no birth control so you had sex knowing that children would likely be born
And my grandfather only saw one woman naked his whole life - that was my Grandmother
And this was the typical story for couples before there was internet porn

In just a few clicks, I've seen more naked women than grandfather saw his whole life
It becomes a compulsion, a weakness of character certainly worthy of scorn
It can become a replacement for having old fashioned sex with your own wife
Couples were happier in the years before the advent of internet porn

My grandparents didn't have birth control
Only rubbers if the pharmacy has them
And sex for its own sake wasn't good for your soul
Besides, females didn't orgasm

So they only had sex to provide a release
For my grandfather when he was tumescent
And after four kids the frequency did surely decrease
And pornography wasn't incessant

Porn floods the brain with endorphins, too much of a good thing will usually sicken
I've got to cold turkey cease and desist or the end of my marriage I likely will mourn
I knew I'd hit bottom, I imagined my grandfather watching me choking my chicken
Leering at beautiful women engaged in debaucherous internet porn