Текст песни Love Grenade - TurtleFrogMan

It was a peaceful evening and the moon was glowing very brightly through the curtain
Our bedside table lamps were on and we were reading as we often do
Out of nowhere without provocation and for reasons that were quite uncertain
She pulled the pin and lobbed a love grenade that landed right between us two

She said "you don't love me anymore, you think my ass is fat now just admit it
I said darling please believe me your ass is not as fat as you might think
But this response was very clumsy and I knew that she would not so soon forget it
And I also knew that now our whole relationship was teetered on the brink

She pulled the pin and then she lobbed a love grenade
That is how this game of love strategically is played
You must stay on high alert and remain all times afraid
In case, she pulls the pin and then she lobs a love grenade

The love grenade just laid there on the blanket and I braced for it to go off
I said darling I dont' think your ass is fat at all, its shaped so perfectly
She asked then Why do you watch Tik Toks with girls dancing in bikinis just to show off?
I said those girls on Tik Tok dancing in bikinis don't mean anything to me

She pulled the pin and then she lobbed a love grenade
That is how this game of love strategically is played
You must stay on high alert and remain all times afraid
In case, she pulls the pin and then she lobs a love grenade

I'm a battle tested soldier and I've wisely built grenade surveillance towers
All men are soldiers in this army whether you are drafted or enlist
These love grenades can blow your manhood off and you'll be buying cards and flowers
Or worse yet you could wind up getting dragged to see a couples' therapist

The love grenade still lay there, I was sweating as each nervous moment passes
And I decided I would dust off an old line that I had seldom ever used
"You're the love of my life darling it's your mind I love, don't care how big your ass is"
And she smiled and was touched, another love grenade successfully defused

She pulled the pin and then she lobbed a love grenade
That is how this game of love strategically is played
You must stay on high alert and remain all times afraid
Just in case, she pulls the pin and lobs a love grenade