Текст песни Northern Winds - Tyler Ellicott

In case you didn't hear There's a storm coming From the North
People are saying that it's Gonna be nastier than Thör
You won't get bored
It's a sight to see for shore
Batton Up The Hatches
With Mother Nature we're At war
The last time I checked There was only one lord I Swore
But are you really certain There's only one God or More
Our Savior was soft but he Is more hardcore
If Jesus had to bare that Hammer
The lightning would leave Him dead to the core
And understand Christians There's is no glory without The gore
What else man?
Oh yeah my Dad is a raven That soars

I know I may seem like a Weird shit
Talking about all this
But isn't it just bliss
That she'd give you a kiss
And go down on you on Christmas

Back when I saw a Miss
It didn't matter I always Had a little stiffness
I know nobody cares Because it's none of their Business
But I used to have a Hammer college girls Couldn't wait to witness
I got down to watching Porn and really got into Fitness
I'll be honest
It's not like I was breaking A record for Guinness
The only reason I sing this In songs is because long for A mistress
I just might sometimes get Down with the sickness
But believe me being Bipolar is a cycle that's Vicious

So Forget about being Religious
And when analyzing me
Don't get suspicious
I'm straight, I crave for Pussy because it seems Delicious
And I don't care how many
Goodie goodie
Christians are going to Grimace
And the clouds after I die Wherever I'm at in the sky Will be cumulonimbus

Coming up with this next Verse is like pulling teeth
And it might be
A little awkward for you
But not for me
The next time we meet
In fact there's so many People I would love to Greet and share a sweet tea
Because I don't drink
So maybe you should stop And think
That Tyler would be a Stand up Moral Christian if He didn't care
So much for pink
And it maybe a surprise to Women
But when we lose Testosterone or get on Meds our dicks will shrink
But believe me once I'm Stable l'll get it back like KAAPINK!!
So not in my cloud
But in iCloud
These bars I'll sync
And when your young Have protected sex because You'll lose it as fast as a Wink
So after this life I'll have to Ripple delete

I'll have to scratch beneath The surface of my defeat
Because I didn't get when I Could
But I'm Bipolar
I wouldn't keep that shit Discreet
So women I don't mistreat
And if I have sex with a Stripper I'll keep the receipt
And One thing I know is
This Kind've life I live now I wouldn't want to repeat