Two Pina Coladas

I was feeling the blues, I was watching the news
When this fella came on the TV
He said, "I'm telling you that science has proven
That heartaches are healed by the sea"
Well, that got me going without even knowing
And I packed right up and drove down
Now I'm on a roll and I swear to my soul
Tonight I'm gonna paint this town

So bring me two Piña Coladas
I want one for each hand
Let's set sail with Captain Morgan
Oh, and never leave dry land
Hey, troubles, I forgot 'em
I buried 'em in the sand
So bring me two Piña Coladas
She said goodbye to her good-timing man
Goodbye!

Oh, now I've gotta say that the wind and the waves
And the moon winking down at me
Eases my mind by leaving behind
The heartaches that love often brings
I've got a smile that goes on for miles
With no inclination to roam
And I've gotta say that I think I've gotta stay
'Cause this is feeling more and more like home

So bring me two Piña Coladas
I gotta have one for each hand
Let's set sail with Captain Morgan
Oh, and never leave dry land
Hey, troubles, I forgot 'em
I buried 'em in the sand
So bring me two Piña Coladas
She said goodbye to her good-timing man

Bring, bring, bring me two Piña Coladas (Yeah!)
I want one for each hand
Let's all set sail with Captain Morgan
Oh, and never leave dry land
Those troubles, I forgot 'em (Troubles, I forgot 'em)
I buried 'em in the sand (Buried 'em in the sand)
So bring me two Piña Coladas
And say hello to her good-timing man

Bring me two Piña Coladas (Woo!)
I've gotta have one for each hand
Let's all set sail with Captain Morgan
And we'll never leave dry land
Hey, troubles...