This Lady

Yesterday I woke up early
and I tell you that I nearly
died - you won't believe what happened
Found this stranger looking at me
Never seen her face before, but
I could hardly just ignore that
apparently, she felt at home

Gravity is not her friend
Her push-up bra is heaven sent
Eagerly she tries to hide
those sleeping bags beneath her eyes
I'm not one for confrontation
so I work on our relation
Cause I have been told
the future will unfold

This lady
Graceful, confident lady
Stands her ground
Speaks her mind freely
Loud and clearly
This lady
Seasoned, dignified lady
I hear what you're saying
but at the moment
I'm not sure that I am ready

Turns the heat up, then decides
to stay awake throughout the night
Tends to move my stuff around
My peace of mind cannot be found
Tolerance is fine, but listen
what's our view on exorcism?
Someone help me turn this thing around

Standing there in all her might
My clothes on her are way too tight
Her hair is gray, her face is wrinkled
Gone away those eyes that twinkled
What's the thing I need to learn?
I cannot help but truly yearn
to see the other side
of this crazy ride

This lady
Graceful, confident lady
Stands her ground
Speaks her mind freely
Loud and clearly
This lady
Seasoned, dignified lady
I hear what you're saying
but at the moment
I'm not sure that I am ready

This lady
Graceful, confident lady
Stands her ground
Speaks her mind freely
Loud and clearly
This lady
Seasoned, dignified lady
I hear what you're saying
but at the moment she's a handful
This lady
Graceful, confident lady
Forgive me if I'm praying for a recess
Someday maybe I'll be ready