Текст песни 16 Wheeler Horse - Viagra Boys

I'm leaving to a place with no sign
Where I won't get sunburned
Like I always be sitting around inside
I'm on a horse that's 12 feet tall and 15 meters wide
So you better move, man, before you
Run into it and end up taking your life
I said I'm leaving to a place where I don't have to brush my teeth
A place where I don't have to wake up
After getting way too little sleep
And when I get there, I ain't never gonna have to answer to your call
And I ain't never coming home again, man
So you don't have to worry about me at all
16 Wheeler horse
17 Meters wide
18 Fingers deep
29 Years I've been waiting for this ride
Well, I don't like it here no more, man
So I'm going to better jump some old trees
I'm leaving on my horse, ain't turning back, turning back you see
Yeah, my woman done left me for a man who got a job
Yeah, she was tired of my complaining
Said I lay around not helping out at all
Yeah, she left me without warning for a man with a big old fancy car
Now I'm taking this 16 wheeler horse down to the nearest strip bar
16 Wheeler horse
15 Meters wide
17 Fingers deep
29 Years I've been waiting for this ride
16 Wheeler horse
200,000 Meters wide
You better get the fuck out of the way, man, or you're gonna die