Текст песни Cannibal Buffet - Aurelio Voltaire , Voltaire

Well, I was on a cruise ship out at sea
My fiance and me
The ship went down
Everybody drowned
And i was just glad the sea
Didn′t swallow me
Well I was in distress
Because my hair was such a mess
And so i washed up on a beach
And 9 hungry eyes was staring down at me
Im in the middle of a Cannibal Buffet!
Im feeling well, they like me that way
So if you really wanna know whats eatin' me
Its the maneaters on the coast of Barbary
(Hoo-Ha-Hoo!)
(Hoo-Ha-Hoo!)
(Hoo-Ha-Hoo!)
(Hoo-Ha-Hoo!)
Oh, Trouble was a-Foot
They were eating mine!
Toe-ing the party line
I was startin′ to feel
These guys are Heels
But, truth be told
These Cannibals have got Sole
Hey, numb-Skull look at me!
I got a Bone to pick with thee!
Ya ain't humerous
Stop Ribbing me!
Have a Spine
Bone up, boy
Set me free!
Im in the middle of a Cannibal Buffet!
Im feeling Rare, they like me that way
So if you really wanna know whats eatin' me
Its the maneaters on the coast of Barbary
Missionaries came to this place
They taught us manners
And now we Cannibals always say grace
(Thank you Good Lord for this weiner we′re about to eat and the sweet buns we′ll stick it in)
And then we eat your face!
(Hoo-Ha-Hoo!)
(Hoo-Ha-Hoo!)
(Hoo-Ha-Hoo!)
(Hoo-Ha-Hoo!)
(Hoo-Ha-Hoo!)
(Hoo-Ha-Hoo!)
Im in the middle of a Cannibal Buffet!
Im feeling well, they like me that way
So if you really wanna know whats eatin' me
Its the maneaters on the coast of Barbary
Its the maneaters on the coast of Barbary
Its the maneaters on the coast of Barbary