Текст песни Break the Internet - 8Track - Walker Hayes

Don't it kinda make you wanna shake a little bit
Shake, shake a little bit (hey, hey, hey)
Break, break the internet (hey, hey, hey)
I'm finna break the internet

Well, excuse me while I humblebrag
My swag's more ninja than the turtles
I am more interesting than the man in the Dos Equis commercial
I carry a mic in my pocket
'Cause you never know when I might need to drop it (boom)

Alabama, California, don't it kinda make you wanna
Shake a little bit, shake, shake a little bit
Hide your daughter, my charisma is so baller
Y'all, I'm finna break the internet
Break, break the internet

I'ma be swimmin' in the chips I'm cashin' in
Getting more hits than Kim Kardashian
Better back that thing up 'cause it'll be crashin', when I
Break, break the internet
(Hey, hey, hey, what?)
(Hey, hey, hey)

Well, I got more gold than a record label
I ain't just cool, y'all I'm glacial
More Superman than Clark Gable
Wait, I meant Clark Kent, who the hell is Clark Gable?

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn
Consider the web gone with the wind
The minute my video goes so viral
I'ma have more green than Augusta in April
Even Ellen ain't gonna, wanna, be faithful

Louisiana, Arizona, don't it kinda make you wanna
Shake a little bit, shake, shake a little bit
Hide your daughter, my charisma is so baller
Y'all, I'm finna break the internet
Break, break the internet

I'ma be swimmin' in the chips I'm cashin' in
Getting more hits than Kim Kardashian
Better back that thing up 'cause it'll be crashin', when I
Break, break the internet
(Hey, hey, hey, woo!)
(Hey, hey, hey)

Yeah, I carry a mic in my pocket
'Cause you never know when I might need to drop it
2Pac it, Johann Sebastian Bach it, baby
This shit more magic than Magic in the 80's (boom)

Colorado, Oklahoma, don't it kinda make you wanna
Shake a little bit, shake, shake a little bit
Hide your daughter, my charisma is so baller
Y'all, I'm finna break the internet
Break, break the internet

I'ma be swimmin' in the chips I'm cashin' in
Getting more hits than Kim Kardashian
Better back that thing up 'cause it'll be crashin', when I
Break, break the internet

(Hey, hey, hey), don't it kinda (the internet), make you wanna
(Hey, hey, hey), shake a little bit, shake, shake a little bit, woo!
(Hey, hey, hey), yeah, hide your daughter (the internet), hide your daughter (ha-ha)
(Hey, hey, hey) I'm finna break the internet