Текст песни TV Beatdown - Whitewoods

My dad's gonna flip out on me (深情有几深)
Well, you know what helps? Try thinking of a funny movie,
Like-like Home Alone or Roger Rabbit.
That's what I always do when I'm getting it (也许似海 到今宵懒得估计)
...Getting what? (只知凌晨两点钟你早已清理着盟誓)
Oh, you know, when your dad's pounding you (痴情有几痴)
(懒得去数我手指 半生一世)
You mean hitting?... Did you get hit a lot? (只知凌晨四点钟 你竟去拥抱着厨柜)
Just forget it, okay? Let's do the assignment!
Charles, you can trust me, I swear!
No! I don't care if you swear on your mother's life!
...My mother is not alive
OH! (assorted shocked noises & light applause)
...Mine's not alive, either
Ooooh!
Look, the truth is, my dad does hit me sometimes,
But it's my own fault for ticking him off (深情有几深
也许似海 到今宵懒得估计)
(Laughter) (只知凌晨两点钟你早已清理着盟誓)
Boy, did he clobber me last week
You mean... when you came into school with that
Black eye, and said you ran into a door? (痴情有几痴)
Yeah. A door named Dad (懒得去数我手指 半生一世
只知凌晨四点钟 你竟去拥抱着厨柜)
(Stronger laughter)
And how are you doing, little partner?
Fine, and it's "little visitor" now
(Light laughter)
"Usdi adadamdvhidohi" is how you say it in Cherokee
Oh, well, pardon my French, but I'll be damned
...Walker told me I have AIDS
(Laughter & applause)
深情有几深
也许似海 到今宵懒得估计
只知凌晨两点钟你早已清理着盟誓
痴情有几痴
懒得去数我手指 半生一世
只知凌晨四点钟 你竟去拥抱着厨柜