Bad Bad Day

It's been a bad bad day, everything's gone wrong
It's been a bad bad day, everything's gone wrong
When I woke up this morning, my car wasn't there
So I called the police, but they they just don't care
It's been a bad bad day, and it keeps on getting worse

It was late when I got to work, it was half past nine
It was late when I got to work, it was half past nine
My boss looked at his watch, and he fired me on the spot
So I grabbed my hat and lunchbox, they're the only only things I got
It's been a bad bad day, and it keeps on getting worse

When I finally got back home, I caught my woman with another man
When I finally got back home, I caught my woman with another man
You know I grabbed my forty-five, but the firing pin was jammed
So I chased them both down the street, swinging a Smithfield ham
It's been a bad bad day, ohh, and it keeps on getting worse
It's been a bad bad day, ohh, and it keeps on getting worse