Текст песни Unshart My Fart (Ballad) - Willam

Something just ain't sitting right
I shoulda just called it a night
Stead of crop dusting the place with my funky booty scent
Thought it was fine, I gave it time
To waft the smell away
Then I let one rip that got me real messy

Unshart my fart
Make my drawers clean again
Undo this stench from my trench,
That I tried to keep clenched all up in my hole
My flatulency, is mixed with wet feces
Unshart my fart
My fart

Toilet paper won't suffice
I need a bidet in my life
Pass me some towels cause my bowls can't be trusted not to leak
And my gassy ass, happened so fast, from farts to something worse
There's something dark and skid marked in my undies

Unshart my fart
Make my drawers clean again
Undo this stench from my trench,
That I tried to keep clenched all up in my hole
My flatulency, is mixed with wet feces
Unshart my fart
My fart

Swamp ass and squishy as hell
Plus there's a rotten egg smell
Uh oh I think that it's dripping down my leg

Unshart my fart
Make my drawers clean again
Undo this stench from my trench,
That I tried to keep clenched all up in my hole
My flatulency, is mixed with wet kinda chunky sorta drippy feces
Unshart my-
Unshart my fart oh maybe
Chipotle guts gone crazy
Unshart my fart what the fuck
I don't even remember eating corn!
I'm talking bout corn
Ooh corn

I ate some corn like last week
It's still in my ingestion
I'm never eating dog food
That's the worse